there was this chicken farmer he had 3,000 hens but they wernt layin eggs and he wasnt makin any money didnt know what to do.one evening readin the paper he saw an add for brewster the rooster the most over sex chicken in the world the farmer was like i gottahavehim.he took off down the road got brewster and brought him back turned him loose in the hen house he says cockadoodle loo and all the hens line up in 2 rows and brewster goes down one row f**kin all the hens goes up the next row f**kin all the hens.the farmer says damn brewster u better slow down b 4 u kill urself.farmer goes inside 4 a bit to eat and hears all this raisin hell an ruckusin the barn lot he runs outside and see's the horse and sheep backed up against the barn brewster's rapein the cat and the dog done run off thru the cotton field.farmer says brewster u better slow down b 4 u kill urself.all that night he heard raisin hell and ruckus all night long.woke the next mornin goes in the kitchin looks out the window and see's brewster and all the hens layin onthere backs claws all curled and buzzards flyin around he opens the window and yells damnit brewster i told if u didnt slow down ud kill urself bout that time brewster opens up one eye and says shutup daggonit there bout to land
2007-09-18 08:26:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles