2007-09-18 07:58:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Freq: Peanut sauce!
2007-09-18 08:04:14 · update #1
(((Kallan)))!!!
2007-09-18 08:08:00 · update #2
The following fortune cookie messages are true:
Squirrel who eat Chinese peanut sauce on hillside not on level.
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Honorable duck who fly upside down quack up.
A bird in the hand will poop on your fingers
You must have a Yen to play the Japanese Lottery.
Chinese musicians are in rare supply because they are going . . . going . . . gong.
[A defective fortune cookie happens sometimes, but most of the time you can be sure they are dead right. The reason you can't sue is because the cookie is free. You pay for the meal but the cookie is free because you can't sue for fraud if there's no financial consideration involved. Better luck next time, most of these fortunes do come true, as do fairy tales. It could happen to you.]
2007-09-18 10:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fortune cookies are deliberately set up to give wrong information. It is part of the planned chaos of Reality XP Pro. If you want a more stable environment try Reality OS X. Always remamber to take your blue pill.
2007-09-18 08:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No because there is no legal contract and are used for only entertainment purposes. Also, fortune cookies are not from Asia- they are an American marketing ploy to make the cultural experience more interesting.
2007-09-18 08:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Ken C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm
i am sure you can sue, the question is would the judge throw the case out of court??
maybe if you gave the judge a chinese fortune cookie first!
2007-09-18 08:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your lucky numbers are: 1, 3, 7, 15, 31 and 63.
2007-09-18 08:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Didn't get that car? Or that house? Well, they will say it hasn't happened, yet. Therefor you cannot sue, as it may happen two seconds before you die. So only your family could sue. So, fake your death then sue as your evil twin brother. Though why would a Squirrel eat chinese?
*edit* Good point. Ok, sue away, I will join you in a class ction, maybe we can get Tig to be our lawyer.
2007-09-18 08:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My favorite fortune was from a cookie I opened when I was 19, which said: "You are doomed to happiness in marriage." I still have the slip of paper, it always makes me smile.
2007-09-18 08:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In America, you can sue anyone for anything. I could sue George Bush for impersonating a president. If they don't show up to court and the court allows the case- I win.
2007-09-18 08:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
if someone can sue mcdonalds because their coffee is hot i don't see why you shouldn't be able to sue over a fortune cookie!
good luck.
2007-09-18 08:48:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can and should. The court system is just sitting idle all day. You'll give them something to do.
2007-09-18 08:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋