i played god in a game of chess. he exceeded the time limit for his move. therefore the win was awarded to me. why did god give up before he even moved one piece? is he a bad sport? he didn't even shake my hand and say good game. he just left. how am i supposed to worship someone who doesn't know the value of good sportsmanship?
2007-09-18 07:38:30 · 11 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
dude, how can you expect believers to take you seriously if you mock their faith, grow up just a bit.
2007-09-18 07:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anthony C 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What part of:
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
did you not understand?
It is all a cunning plan waiting for you to make a big enough bet on the outcome.
LOL
2007-09-18 14:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Simon T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God only gave you more time to re-think your opening move. Your first move sucks. He wants you to re-consider your errant first move, that's all.
Trust me, there is no victory in death and that is where the game you are playing is leading.
God loves you.
2007-09-18 14:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by the sower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You see, God makes even you feel like a winner. That is what is so great about him. He really does want all of us to win. Congrats!!!!
2007-09-18 14:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by Peng-you 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the great Lord Wodan bless your ah-soul .
2007-09-18 14:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray to God for your soul
2007-09-18 14:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude...
oh my goodness...
i didnt know that God could play chess with us...
theres no purpose!!!
if he wanted to interact with us he would do it in a more meaningful way...
2007-09-18 14:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step away from the mushrooms, dude!
2007-09-18 14:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by Dovah 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Trolling still... but at least this one's kind of funny. Sort of.
2007-09-18 14:44:41 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny Sane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is a bad loser and now YOU will be going to HELL
2007-09-18 14:49:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋