You know like fetch?
2007-09-18 06:09:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This deserves to be on the front page.
2007-09-18 06:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You have it all wrong. You are the servant, and God is the Master of everything. God is Holy, and you don't train Him like a dog to " fetch" things for you. Don't expect any results if you try this , because God will not be mocked, so, I think you need to think this over, and think about the fact that without His grace & mercy, none of us would be here.
2007-09-18 13:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Rub his nose in it!
.. no wait, that's for something different.
Umm.. put a treat inside the toy you want fetched.
2007-09-18 13:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call Cesar Millan.
2007-09-18 13:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's best to set up a simple system of punishment and reward. If God obeys you, give him a treat. If He disobeys, talk to him in a stern voice.
2007-09-18 13:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
did you mean God or dog? They are things we can't train, for everything else there is mastercard
2007-09-18 13:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by meeee_3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are confusing God with dog - understandable since they have the same three letters in their name
2007-09-18 13:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whips.
2007-09-18 13:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by mutterhals 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you don't
HIS name is GOD ----Not dog.
He is not your go fer and not at your beck and call.
You are apparently not HIS child or you would not be asking a question like this.
God supplies the needs of HIS childern, of which you are not one apparently.
2007-09-18 13:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by suzie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
biscuits dipped in lambs blood or the sacrifice of your first born.
2007-09-18 13:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by deztructshun 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋