2007-09-18 05:57:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Where's that voice coming from?
It's me, George!
God, is that you?
No, it's ME, Cheney.
You're so funny, God. Should we attack Korea next?
2007-09-18 06:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I hope you understand that "talking" to God, is called prayer.
Not that i'm a fan of Bush or Cheney, but would like to point that out before you do the donkey dance!
2007-09-18 13:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly. Bush is very gullible and Cheney knows this and uses it to his advantage.
2007-09-18 13:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope the hell he's talking to him hard about changing some things! lol" Were open targets for every damn thing to man "Because" of some stupid mistakes! As much as i try to respect my government and my president "It makes it very hard to do sometimes, "The ComingOf The Age" my friends.
2007-09-18 13:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by "Ronnie The Chosen" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would explain why God sounds like he's on a respirator and keeps saying "I am your father."
Edit: Guess I was too late with the Darth Vader reference.
2007-09-18 13:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and Cheney often interupts him pretending to be Darth Vader by talking into the fan. "Laaa Laaa Laaa.... Luuu Luuu Luuu.... Luuuuke.... Luuuuke, I aaaam your faaaaather..."
2007-09-18 13:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I can almost see Bush pawing the air, saying "Lord, Lord??"
once again, best question of the day. lol
Edit: awww.. I must have the most offensive answer of the day as I have one of the only thumbs down. LOL. oh well.. it's my nature, I guess.
2007-09-18 13:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by PediC 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's up with all the Onion riffs? There are two on the board now.
2007-09-18 13:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rebel has darth cheney converted you
2007-09-18 13:08:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really his speech writer working the demographics.
2007-09-18 13:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋