An elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
After a while she started to limp. After a while, this ant walks up and asks, “Hey, what’s the matter?”
The elephant answers, “I’ve got this thorn in my foot and I would do anything to get it out.”
The ant says, “Anything? Would you let me make love to you?”
The elephant thought about it for a minute and decided what the heck. How bad could an ant be? So she agreed.
The ant started pulling on the thorn and he got it out. True to her word, the elephant laid down on her side and moved her tail out of the way. The ant crawled up and started loving on her.
This monkey was up in a tree watching this. He couldn’t quite believe his eyes. He started laughing and rolling around in the tree.Then he knocked a coconut out of the tree that went down and hit the elephant right between the ears.
The elephant moaned loudly from the hit,”AwAwwoooohhhhh!”
The ant yelled at the top of his voice,“Take it all
2007-09-18 05:30:27 · 14 answers · asked by ILoveMyDS 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sadly I laughed.
2007-09-18 05:36:32 · answer #1 · answered by chris w 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 05:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-17 21:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2007-09-18 05:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by ?? yaddajean ?? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great, I guess you would call that
the height of imagination
2007-09-18 08:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Jazzy Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that was funny
2007-09-18 05:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by Mz.Thang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your crazy you definitely get a star lol
2007-09-18 06:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by layn22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok not the best but i can't knock it
2007-09-18 06:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-18 06:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, that is really really funny
2007-09-18 05:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by uju sexy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋