A guy walked into a bar and he noticed there was a guy with a shruken head. He goes up to him and asks how that happened.
"Well, I was on a remote island and found a magic lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out. She was very beautiful and naked and said she would grant me a wish. So I asked her if I could have sex with her. She said 'No, nothing like that." So then I asked if I could feel her body all over and she said 'No, nothing like that.' Frustrated I finally just said "Well then, how about a little head?!"
And another one....
There was a guy who had a 25 inch weiner. He thought it was too long, and it bugged him a lot. He heard if he went to a remote island and talked to a witch doctor, he might have the solution. So he goes there.
He finds the witch doctor and the witch doctdor says "Find a magic frog by the pond to the north, ask her to marry you. If she says no, you will lose five inches."
So he heads north to the pond and finally finds the frog.
2007-09-18 05:12:31 · 7 answers · asked by parrothair3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He goes up to her.
"Will you marry me?"
"No."
He is down to twenty inches. He asks her again.
"Will you marry me?"
"No."
He is down to 15 inches. He is very excited about this. He figurest that 10 inches is a good size, so he decides to ask one more time.
"Will you marry me?"
"FOR THE LAST TIME NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!"
2007-09-18 05:14:53 · update #1
The second one was funny! for Michkat above the frog said no 3 times there for he no longer has his thing!
2007-09-18 05:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by ???? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 09:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. I like the second one the best. Poor guy I guess he should have stopped at 15
2007-09-18 05:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never heard the first one but the second one but its hilarious and the second one i heard and its still funny...thanks by the way for the jokes =] 5 stars for you
2007-09-18 05:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Cali Girl♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-09-18 05:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one but i don't get the second one...
2007-09-18 05:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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best joke evur!!
i liked it because people wouldnt figure wat would happen
2007-09-18 05:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Knowlege colege student 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋