Condom JOKE?

Question

First man in a queue at Tesco got to the till and saw he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up.
She asked, 'What size?' The man replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'
The next man thought this was interesting. When he got up to the till, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'
Next, a teenage boy, who had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, thought this was his chance.
When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said..
Mop to til 5!

Answer 1

For the first time in ages I actually burst out laughing at a joke I saw on YA, and it was this one. Have a star - the first one I've given ! ! !

Answer 2

Here's a star for making me laugh!

Answer 3

Definitely worth a star, made me chuckle!

Answer 4

LMAO very good joke for a grim and cold Tuesday evening cheers mate and here's a star!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Lmao, now that deserves a GOLD star..

Answer 6

lol do you think thats a valid way of losing ur virginity?
have a star!!

Answer 7

LMAO!!

I loved this joke so much, I've nicked it and sent it to everyone in my address book!!

Answer 8

lol
have a star

Answer 9

now that's funny star for ya

Answer 10

have a star for your thoughts