When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.
2007-09-18 04:24:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
clever
2007-09-18 04:28:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause."
Not necessary if the else clause is a null statement as in this instance.
(Hmm... maybe I've been at the computer too long myself...)
2007-09-19 12:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by devilsadvocate1728 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
---When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, A,B,C,D...".--- Uhm... I don't count in hex, I count in binary 0,1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011, 1100, 1101, 1110, 1111, 10000, 10001, 10010, 10011, 10100, 10101, 10110, 10111, 11000, 11001, 11010, 11011, 11100, 11101, 11110, 11111, etc.
2016-05-17 13:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic ! all this for a troubled mind! Have you not missed anymore?Careful not to be in that position one day. Take this as a joke and do not report for being abusive!
2007-09-18 05:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-18 04:34:30 · answer #5 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-18 04:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-18 07:52:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats very clever mate,have star and keep 'em coming!
2007-09-18 05:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by Big Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is conan the only one on here that has good jokes
2007-09-18 04:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by craig 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good i can associate a lot with this
2007-09-18 05:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by life goes on... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋