On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a b***j**." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
2007-09-18 03:37:37 · 19 answers · asked by Father Jacks Drinking pal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who's 'lol'??? people are always talking to this 'lol' person and i've never met her or heard of her....
2007-09-18 03:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by Eki TC 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Star
2016-05-17 13:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. What's the big deal about getting stars anyway?
2007-09-18 03:41:41 · answer #3 · answered by redhead 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice one I'm seeing stars.lol
2007-09-18 03:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Will Hunting was a good movie!
2007-09-18 03:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Yankeefan1986 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice old timer.star for you.I've starred all your other jokes asked today.
2007-09-18 03:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it but here's a star anyway. Have a nice day. x
2007-09-18 03:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Ginny Jin 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol nice joke
2007-09-18 03:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good but no stars.. remember that is a violation of community guidelines...
2007-09-18 03:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ahh..that would be relaxing.
2007-09-18 03:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋