A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."
2007-09-18 03:19:04 · 9 answers · asked by Father Jacks Drinking pal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice & sane! Hey rev.CD.............one for the bored.....?
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own ******* business!"
2007-09-18 03:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny mate,have a star!
Jody that was even better!lol chuckle
2007-09-18 05:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by Big Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eggshellent
your yolk is all white
the guys brain was obviously scrambled
2007-09-18 03:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one....very funny
2007-09-18 03:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by alisonwonderland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strange but weirdly funny
2007-09-18 03:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not funny.
2007-09-18 03:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by chris w 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice! star for you
2007-09-18 03:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just dont get it im sorry
2007-09-18 03:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz...gud one
2007-09-18 03:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋