One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy,and colored red and brownish." Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replys. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says.
2007-09-18 03:12:30 · 31 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
2007-09-18 03:13:24 · update #1
LMSUIAO Thats a great joke and "I like you're thinking"
2007-09-18 10:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're thinking,you're thinking about Star.
2016-05-17 12:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-18 04:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by mlsaj84 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She brought a bag of fruit, but all she pulled out were vegetables. That lying teacher. lol
2007-09-18 04:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by parrothair3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny at it again lmao. thx for the laugh my friend, star!
2007-09-18 10:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe i think like that too
Have a star
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2007-09-18 10:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, i've heard that one before but I forgot all about it! lmao
2007-09-18 03:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mz.Thang 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one!
2007-09-18 05:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!
2007-09-18 10:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs Adorkable 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-09-18 03:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by Goat Whacker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋