A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, etc...
The man left the bar impressed, but thought he would try a different tact.
He returned and took a seat. Again the robot asked what he would have? "A martini please." Again it was superb.
The robot asked "What is your IQ sir?" This time the man said , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, etc.
2007-09-18 03:02:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e... y-o-u-r... p-e-o-p-l-e... g-o-i-n-g... t-o... n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e... H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????
2007-09-18 03:02:19 · update #1
definitely ,infinitely funny !no! its hilarious, i pissed in my pants
2007-09-18 03:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its got the makings of a great joke but loose the "etc", for some reason jokes are more funny if you make them very specific so find another example for each of your men. Rather than the same man walking in three times you could change to three friends or the three stooges perhaps?
Also change "The robot then proceeded" to "Whilst the man sipped his martini, the robot processed". In the UK we would probably make this an English man, Irishman, Scotsman joke but that's probably not too politically correct...
2007-09-18 10:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by fleacircusdirector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-09-18 10:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dukklord 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-18 10:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
live in Aust and love the joke keep them rolling
2007-09-18 10:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Kim from Sydney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mind Blowing --
2007-09-18 10:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by THE GAURAV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Political joke?
Probably funny if you're American.
For everyone else it's pretty lame.
Actually, even for the American's it's probably lame.
2007-09-18 10:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by coryinc 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very good.
2007-09-18 10:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee, that was funny!! I'm not voting for her ***!!
2007-09-18 10:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by Rican Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually don't say this, but OMG. I love it!!
2007-09-18 10:09:00 · answer #10 · answered by Serena 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋