There are two crocodiles wandering around the swamp in Australia, when one says to the other, "George we are the same age and live in the same place, why are you twice the size of me?"
"Well Harry, what do you eat?"
"The same as you." replies Harry, "Stray Aussies."
"But what do you do when you catch one?" Asks George.
"Well," Begins Harry, "I roll around beating the sh*t out of them, then I eat them".
"There's your problem then, when you remove the sh*t from an Aussie all your left with is an ar*ehole in a hat!"
2007-09-18 02:18:30 · 8 answers · asked by the_mad_donkey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO.
Funny and true, heres one for you.
What's the difference between the village idiot and an aussie?
The village idiot doesn't think he's clever.
2007-09-18 02:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by psychoticgenius 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-18 02:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Xerces 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a bit naughty.
2007-09-18 02:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough scales to arss-ess the worth of that humour! good one, though! (brought out croc tears from laughing too much!)
2007-09-18 02:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaha good one mate lol have a wee star :)
2007-09-18 02:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... the Aussies won't be amused about that
2007-09-18 02:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm... funny
2007-09-18 03:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by Kim from Sydney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is naughty! *lol*
2007-09-18 02:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋