When he told the market vendor, he replied, " I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the hornest rooster you will ever see!" So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the henhouse, he gave Randy a pep talk. "Randy, I'm counting on you to do your stuff." Without a word, he strutted into the henhouse. Randy was as fast as he was furious, taking each hen like a thunderbolt. Randy didn't stop there; he had his way with all of the horses, then he did the same in the pig pen. The farmer cried, "Stop Randy, you'll kill yourself!", but Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. the next morning, the farmer found Randy lying with his legs in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling. the farmer said, "Oh you poor thing look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy." Randy whispered, "Shhhh, the buzzard's getting closer......."
2007-09-18 01:29:01 · 5 answers · asked by HUSKERC94 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks guys. I first heard this about 10 years ago. It's one of my favorites.
2007-09-18 02:36:29 · update #1
A star for you!!! I absolutely loved it! Thanks for making my morning much better!
2007-09-18 02:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met him final night in Connecticut. He grow to be with part and that i assumed part grow to be a lot nicer. Randy had sortof an approach like he's extra perfect than everyone. I cant recover from how super it grow to be to fulfill part he's definatley between the nicest wrestlers i ever met
2016-10-18 23:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by hussaini 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-18 02:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny...lol...here's a star
2007-09-18 01:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the smile :)
2007-09-18 02:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by Tasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋