hello
hi honey this is daddy is mammy near the phone?
no daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle paul
after a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle paul
"oh yes i do and he is upstairs in the room with mammy right now
breif pause "uh okay then,this is what i want u to do put the phone downon the table, run upstair knock the bedroom door an shout to mammy daddys car just pulled in the driveway."
ok daddy just a minute
a while later the little girl comes back to the phone done it daddy
"What happened honey"
"Well mammy got scared jumped out of bed naked ran round the room screaming and tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she aint moving at all
what bout uncle paul asked dad
he jumped out the window into the swimming pool but i guess he didn't know u empted the water last week he hit the bottom an i think hes dead.
really long pause this time.
daddy says"swimming pool?.. is this 486-5731
"no this is 486-5713..
sorry wrong number..
2007-09-18 00:50:40 · 18 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, thats even better than the last one!!! hahaha!!, so evil!!
2007-09-18 06:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Richy that's ssoo very funny.
Just remember to always make sure you've got the right number.Lol my paddy is still laughing,so have a star.
2007-09-18 11:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...as I was reading it I knew I'd heard it before but luckily I couldn't remember the ending so it was like a new funny joke!
2007-09-18 08:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, excellent have a Big STAR for that one
2007-09-18 08:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, excellent have a Big STAR for that one
2007-09-18 08:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha dat rocks! makes me wonder how sum1 came up wiv it though
2007-09-18 09:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by beth_buckleyxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one i have neva heard that one befor either lol
good one
* for U
xxAxx
2007-09-18 08:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by BeDiscovered! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it!
2007-09-18 08:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by jstmeagain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great star for you
2007-09-18 09:39:17 · answer #9 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-09-18 08:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋