Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
Q: How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard
Q: How is a woman like a cond om?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your di ck.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in America.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband.
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $5 a minute.
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.
2007-09-18 00:30:11 · 10 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones there.
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A woman will not accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Won't be able to tell that one much longer.
2007-09-18 00:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
existence is often as new because it has continually been. each & each 2d is new, we merely ought to cherish it. residing interior the present isn't user-friendly whether that is available & could make your existence a hundred% relaxing. the human beings who stay interior the previous or difficulty on the subject of the destiny in no way comprehend the actual fee of existence. of course, everyone swings between the previous & destiny, however the quantity of time we dedicate to the present day determines our high quality of existence. existence'S A powerful factor TO BE handed over, stay IT TO the full or you would be BORED! stay existence KING length, till you close up YOUR EYES, FOR the following day'S A DREAM & the day gone by is not extra, in case you experience the warmth THEN RUN FOR THE ICE, 'COZ as we communicate IS YOUR DAY once you could start, bypass away all the concerns in the back of & you will experience severe high quality...!!!
2016-10-18 23:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by hussaini 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, have a star from me also.
2007-09-18 00:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by shorty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liked them all.Have a star.
2007-09-18 00:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by angler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Loved all of them, had me laughing Vixen.!!!
10/10 for excellent ones.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-09-18 01:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-18 01:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved them all! star for you!
2007-09-18 00:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2007-09-18 04:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
honey, I think I read these some days ago...
2007-09-18 02:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, funny.
2007-09-18 10:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by Discovery 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋