A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these bre @sts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My but is firm and solid!
2007-09-18 00:25:52 · 16 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
2007-09-18 00:26:04 · update #1
Hehehehehehehehehehe....
She is a dangerous woman... Thank gwad it isn't yu... Else, I wud have been heard too...
:-p
I liked it... Thanx for the lauf...
2007-09-18 01:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous!
2007-09-18 08:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by chip2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-18 08:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That could almost be my mate Eddie, only he's 60
2007-09-18 09:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by Shunter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I like it
2007-09-18 07:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mars 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant one there Vixen.!!!
The best I've read today so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
Still laughing this side.!!!
2007-09-19 04:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Very funny.
2007-09-18 07:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by redhead 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dat's a real STARRY one!1!1!
2007-09-18 07:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-09-18 07:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!! star for you
2007-09-18 11:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋