You know its going to be a bad day ahead when...
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up to realize your waterbed broke and then discover you don't have a waterbed.
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contacts in one eye. (Done that 1 myself! lol)
2007-09-17 23:30:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really liked the one about putting the bra on backwards and it fits better. Sometimes, I manage to get my underwear on backwards. Oops! Then when I go to the bathroom at work, and walk out with tp trailing from my shoe, and never know it until someone kindly points it out.
2007-09-17 23:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you discover you forgot your id or your cash or your card at home,while in a bus when you have to pay.If you wake up at 9 am when you had to be at 8.If you buy something that is worth of 20 and you find the no 100 bucks in your bill or cheque.When you are salarised in a 3 days later in that month.when you find no water absolutely in your place when you are thirsty for hours.when you have a motion sickness driving for a day or two or in a trip by bus.When you need her ace or face or hug while you are alone.........................It is going to be a bad day..................Dr sherif lanson khalil of Egypt(002 010 148 3138)sherilanson@yahoo.com
2007-09-18 08:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by sherif l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed ur piece very much. Funny, self deprecating, light hearted and related to everyday events. But life goes on!
Its how we handle these events .Good for you valleysrabbit ! You are using humor to show the goings on in our daily lives!Refreshing to see u take this positive turn in expressing urself.
2007-09-18 00:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by babedalton 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is true: You know it's going to be a bad day when you take the bag of cat poo to work and throw your lunch in the garbage can...... (Gotta quit using Wal-mart bags for the Cat Poo)
2007-09-17 23:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Whynot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-09-18 00:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow yhanks 4 the heads up
2007-09-17 23:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by Brittney J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope that all these things didn't happen all at once!! That would be a very bad day lol.
2007-09-17 23:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a foul day... It purely annoys me and then I cant focus in any respect... people if u had a foul hair day ... then pls circulate c ur hairstylist and tell him to decrease it short... in any different case use a band...
2016-12-26 16:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometimes you can tell when its going to be a bad day. but not to all the above tho. I hope this doesn't happen to you.
2007-09-18 03:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by littlemissgio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only at the end of t he Day!
'bharatheeyan'
2007-09-18 14:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by mandakolathur s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋