reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the lavatory. Those who
remained, talked about their children.
The first man said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second man said, "That's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot . Eventually, he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the gents and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day, he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
2007-09-17 23:24:26 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO....
That was an amazing one... Hehehehehehe...
:-)
I did not think of that line at all... Great family frnz... Not even the orientation was spared!! Hahahahahahaha....
2007-09-18 01:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by 13 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest." women still play with toys "Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six 'D' batteries to operate." add "vibrate" and you have an accurate description of a woman's "toy"
2016-05-17 11:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, major bummage for the other dads.
2007-09-17 23:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 23:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah lmao that was hilarious
2007-09-18 00:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-09-17 23:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha , good one .
So , the second generation's friends , too ....nice .
2007-09-17 23:43:12 · answer #7 · answered by yjnt 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-09-17 23:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by Nacho Chacho 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
2007-09-17 23:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by *blink* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a joke?????? are u really joking
2007-09-17 23:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by aditya p 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋