When i woke this morning I had all of my duvet wrapped around my head and my teeth were sticking out of my mouth. I felt definite twitches in my nose and longish hairs protruding from my nostrils.
I wee-wee'd on the bathroom floor in the corner and then jumped down the stairs two stairs at a time. When I opened the fridge door I found myself strangely attracted the large slab of cheddar at the back.
I have now arrived at work and can't stop scratching.
Do you think I have become a rat?
2007-09-17 23:11:10 · 11 answers · asked by sal-your pal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i wouldnt worry rats make great pets, we have two!
2007-09-17 23:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you have the same problem I do.
You have been to the cinema regularly lately and you have seen the trailer for "Ratatouille" to many times and it is starting to invade your psychi.
2007-09-18 00:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Rats don't type
2007-09-18 00:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by Oregon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah a big stinky king rat
2007-09-17 23:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ottilie 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
no I think you are probably my boyfriend, or any other male for that matter
2007-09-18 00:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jody W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats what you get for being a love rat!
2007-09-17 23:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Errr maybe you are? But then again it could be any number of creatures!
2007-09-17 23:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by h 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
sounds like it lol
2007-09-18 01:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by fiatbravogirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most definitely...
2007-09-17 23:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Blair Witch 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
...no...ur just becoming majorly insane.....u need help mate lol :)
2007-09-17 23:57:21 · answer #10 · answered by flipin_mentalzar 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋