In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
2007-09-17 20:45:24 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol loved this you deserve a star!
2007-09-17 21:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats Hilarious!!!
I've read it before but still couldn't stop laughing...
Very Amusing!!!
2007-09-17 20:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I particularly enjoyed the thought for the day. Makes you think doesn't it!!!!
2007-09-17 21:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 1. LMAO! A star for you.
2007-09-17 22:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny i have heard it before, but it still makes me laugh
2007-09-17 21:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by DarkLily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mount & Do XD
2007-09-17 21:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by ZophiE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed for all five - it was hilarious.
2007-09-17 22:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That was really amusing, thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-17 20:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Nina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. thanks !
2007-09-17 21:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋