I still dress fashionably smart, and, to top it all off, I get invited to the restrooms at the Arco gas station by many of my Republican Fundamentalists friends.
2007-09-17 17:39:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, you truly are in "high cotton"! I only get asked to the rest stops without the 24-hour guards, and I have to supply the condoms!
2007-09-17 17:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by 222 Sexy 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry, the christian church really doesn't condemn homosexuals just do what all the closet cases did, either become a catholic priest, run for the republican party, or become a an evanglical christian. All three have worked wonders
2007-09-18 01:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by Brent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like toe-tappin' fun. LOL
2007-09-18 01:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by YY4Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I think I few people here missed the satire...
2007-09-18 02:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by eV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesnt sound like much of a cure. Maybe if you took God and salvation seriously for a change. Just a thought....
1Cr 13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
2007-09-18 00:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 8⤋
If you don't eat you will die - if you don't drink water you will die - if you don't breath you will die - if you don't have sex....you will not die!
Even Jesus was tempted by sin. It's not the temptation (or desire for sin) that's the problem, it's what you do with that temptation that can become the problem.
Sorry, there is really is right and wrong in this world.
2007-09-18 00:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by mikearion 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
You're stand-up material, you know that? Go for it.
2007-09-18 00:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Yank 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL ... did you mean "cured" as in "pickled"?
2007-09-18 03:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are just too pretty for words.
2007-09-18 00:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Somewhat Enlightened, the Parrot of Truth 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
are you sure you are cured or just in remission?
2007-09-18 00:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by going postal 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋