He just looked at me kind of funny and then went back to roofing the house.
2007-09-17 16:25:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Keep asking until you find a Jesus that speaks english. I asked Pedro to come into my kitchen and fix my dishwasher. He understood me just fine.
2007-09-17 16:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You were obviously asking the wrong Jesus. The one I know speaks every language & He died for every soul....even the ones who make fun of Him.
Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
2007-09-18 00:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Pamela 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is for the mockers and scoffers....
The lake of fire is the ultimate destination of everything wicked--Satan, the beast, the false prophet, the demons, death, the grave, and all those whose names are not recorded in the Book of Life because they did not place their faith in Jesus Christ. John's vision does not permit any gray areas in God's judgment. If by faith we have not identified with Christ, confessed him as Lord, there will be no hope, no second chance, no other appeal.
I will pray that you accept Jesus as your Savior and I will forgive you for being ignorant of the Bible. You might want to read it.
2007-09-18 00:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by D.A. S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus speaks and hears all languages . So thats not an excuse. Making fun of Jesus and his ways will not get you to Heaven ..read your Bible ..its all in there.
2007-09-17 23:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by curious_59 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would strongly suggest that you read all the Community Guidelines and Rules for Yahoo! Answers.
2007-09-17 23:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by yahweh_is_the_lord 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he was in one of my classes once, I asked him - through his interpreter - how he was going to pass an English class without learning the language? He told me with his daddy all things were possible. I said, "Not in MY classroom..."
2007-09-17 23:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why are people taking this so seriosly geeeez! its a flippin joke lighten up!!!! and jesus is a common spanish name, its not that big of a deal. come on people laugh a little ; )
2007-09-18 00:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by godiva 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok.... that "Jesus" wouldn't have fit in your heart like that anyway.... you get the funny athiest award.... (but if you ask the real Jesus.......)
2007-09-17 23:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Dulos 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you were a both a Christian and Mexican that might be funny. Otherwise you appear to be a racist and a bigot!
2007-09-17 23:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by mikearion 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be glad that hombre didn't understand a little English, or he may have mistaken what you meant.
2007-09-18 01:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋