That's right, the moon God has a peanut butter center made of yummy life-giving Skippy's Crunchy mix.
Are you also aware that if you don't accept the moon God as your savior you will rot in a lake of fire and brimstone located in the center of the earth? Go ahead, prove me wrong.
2007-09-17 15:21:40 · 14 answers · asked by Jack 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bluetick - you're right, why do you head that up for me?
2007-09-17 15:34:23 · update #1
Jon - but what about the yummy center? I'm talking way below the surface.
2007-09-17 15:36:19 · update #2
oh Chuck, you're good, you're very very good
2007-09-17 16:25:03 · update #3
Geochemical mapping from orbit implies that the crust of the Moon is largely anorthositic in composition. In terms of elements, the lunar crust is composed primarily of oxygen, silicon, magnesium, iron, calcium, and aluminum, but important minor and trace elements such as titanium, uranium, thorium, potassium, and hydrogen are present as well.
Proof positive the moon is not made of delicious peanut butter
EDIT: Since you insist on taking the religious route, look in the book of PB&J 1:13-1:19 "and George Washington Carver descended from Mount Jif with the ten Condiments ... Condiment four: though shalt put no Chunky before creamy or else be smited." therefore His Peanuttiness is creamy
2007-09-17 15:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Green Cheese?? Are you out of your mind? That went out back in the '20s.
Lookaheah armadillo or whatever, we could make a mint mining your moon god. How about it?
Not armadillo, Jack. Yeah Jack. What about it?
2007-09-17 22:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually bought a jar of peanut butter that was brought back from the moon on Ebay.
2007-09-17 22:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heretic! You will surely perish in the righteous flames of judgment!! THE MOON,S CENTER IS CREAMY PENUT BUTTER NOT CRUNCHTY!
Aldrin 3:16 And so he stepped forth and exclaimed "Wow, look at all this creamy peanut buttery goodness"
And it was good
2007-09-17 22:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by That Guy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AHhh! Yes, but is this moon god omnipotent? Did he create all of us in his yummy image and did he send his only begotten son "Skippy" to die for our crunchy sins?
2007-09-17 22:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by chuck b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if peanut butter came from the moon than why is there still a moon?
2007-09-17 22:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I must respect your religion
please don't send me to chocolate hell for disbelief
wait! your peanut butter fell in my chocolate....
2007-09-17 22:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ew! i dislike peanut butter witha a passion!
but jelly on the other hand is greeeat!!
2007-09-17 22:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh and before they said it was made of cheese. Then we went there and found it wasn't. We never returned.
Oh, the power of cheese!
2007-09-17 22:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Steve Amato 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU'RE WRONG!!!
Everybody knows the moon is made of green cheese!!!
2007-09-17 22:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋