2007-09-17 15:06:34 · 15 answers · asked by sahara_springs 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Isn't this old, yet? Yes, we know, religious people are slightly retarded.
The Family guy showed a graph. It showed a line where average people are, another where retarded people were, and below that were the "creationist."
How day you think evolution makes any sense! People appear from thin air all the time then develop off of some guys ******* rib and eat fruit and all of a sudden **** starts happening! How can you not believe that and believe evolution, that all things change? ****, I'll take the rib story over evolution and millions of years of change.
more sarcasm
2007-09-17 15:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by Corvus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm, why would Jesus believe that the world was apart of the Big Bang? When He created the world out of nothing. Well maybe evolution: Redefined. Casting off our old sinful nature and taking on a righteous nature.
maybe u could say yes because. God Spoke..and Bang! it happened; the world was spoke into existence.
2007-09-17 15:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by ejostrom07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus does not have to believe in evolution. He created evolution and all the principles of science. Also note the genetic engineering in Genesis :)
2007-09-17 15:10:41 · answer #3 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but Darwin admitted having an affair with a shaved gorilla on the Beagle.
2007-09-17 15:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he confessed to Yram that he found what he believed his whole life is a lie and he got got converted into a scientist and de-baptised by mutant teenage ninja turtles.
sounds like some propaganda against charles darwin, isn't it? Except, there is no lady hope :P.
2007-09-17 15:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin wasn't alive when Jesus was on earth. Evolution was a theory made up by Darwin, he admitted he was wrong before he died.
2007-09-17 15:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Absolutely not! He is our creator, redeemer and comforter. He preextisted Abraham. We read in Isaiah 9:6 the following,
"For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace." This the prophecy of the prophet Isaiah about the future birth of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. Note He is called the Mighty God and the Everlasting Father.
John1:1-5 states, "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not."
In John 8:51-58 Jesus declares to the church leaders the following, " Verily, verily, I say unto you, If a man keep my saying, he shall never see death.
52 Then said the Jews unto him, Now we know that thou hast a devil. Abraham is dead, and the prophets; and thou sayest, If a man keep my saying, he shall never taste of death.
53 Art thou greater than our father Abraham, which is dead? and the prophets are dead: whom makest thou thyself?
54 Jesus answered, If I honour myself, my honour is nothing: it is my Father that honoureth me; of whom ye say, that he is your God:
55 Yet ye have not known him; but I know him: and if I should say, I know him not, I shall be a liar like unto you: but I know him, and keep his saying.
56 Your father Abraham rejoiced to see my day: and he saw it, and was glad.
57 Then said the Jews unto him, Thou art not yet fifty years old, and hast thou seen Abraham?
58 Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am."
The Lord God of the Hebrews told Moses that He is the great I AM. Christ declared that He is the I AM. I believe that Jesus is the Father in creation, the Son in redemption, and the Holy Spirit in regeneration, but ONE GOD who manifests Himself in three ways. I believe in being baptized in Jesus Name because that formula was commanded on the day of Pentecost by Peter. There are a total of four times in the book of Acts where we read of someone being baptized in or into the Name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sin. Whe Jesus commanded His disciples to "...go ye therefore into all the earth baptizing them in the Name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost" He was not speaking that formula. Notice He said the NAME not the NAMES. The NAME is that of of the one true God, Jeshua, Yahweh, Jehovah. The NAME that is above all names, Jesus.My Creator, Saviour, and Redeemer. Praise His holy NAME!
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2007-09-17 15:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by gatita 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best resourse most useful resource to this question, is to read the bible. Many people (though controversial) have said it to be one of the best resources of history.
2007-09-17 15:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by andie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop that! You sound like a christian when they hear the name Darwin.
2007-09-17 15:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, He confirmed the OT record.
2007-09-17 15:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋