ok what are the best pick up lines you can think of?
i want like the funny ones...not the serious ones.
best ones get 10 points!
2007-09-17 14:35:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
*Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
*Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
*As she/he is leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? He/She: What? You:Me!
*Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
*Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
*Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
*Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
*Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
*Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
*Coffee? Tea? Me?
*Darn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
*Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
*Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
*Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
*Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
*I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
*Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but darn girl/boy, you’re hot!
*All those curves! And me with no brakes!
*Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
*I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk
*If you were a booger I would pick you first.
*Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
*You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.
PLEASE PICK ME!!!
2007-09-17 14:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by speechgirl2013 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say," What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this ?".
Then hold the door open as she exits the ladies' room.
Say, " Boy your legs must be tired..running through my mind all night."
Then ask the quadriplegic chic for her number.
Oh, and by the way... Can someone tell me why I don't have any girlfriends?
2007-09-17 21:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you get a speeding ticket, because you have "fine" written all over you.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
If I could change the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Someone get me some oxygen, you took my breath away!
I'm sorry, could you please repeat what you just said, I wasn't listening because I got lost in your eyes.
2007-09-17 22:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by chaba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say, "I heard milk does the body good, but dang boy, how much milk have you been drinking?"
This one was used on me: "Are you o.k". (wait for a response of yes) then say, "Because it's a long fall from heaven."
Or "is your daddy a thief? Because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes."
2007-09-17 21:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lids 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like telling a hottie. . "Honey. . if you were a hazardous building material. . . you'd be asbestos" Get it. . Assss best ohs!
Whenever I stop to help a female motorist I'll say something like.. "Hey. . your the second pregnant lady I've changed a tire for today" She'll respond "But I'm not pregnant" and I'll say. . . "Yeah. . .and your tire isn't changed yet".. Boo Yeah!
2007-09-17 21:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by badgerfancraig 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, darling, Is that your Harley parked over there?
2007-09-17 21:54:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well heres one someone said to me today - it was raining and i had my folder over my head, he says your gonna melt . im im looking like what ? so he says your gonna melt, sugar melts with water doesnt it ? i thought it was so cute - but i wasnt buying it, origionality counts though â¥
2007-09-17 21:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont frown cuz you never know whos guna fall in love with your smile
2007-09-17 21:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by super_chick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you live around here often?
2007-09-17 22:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by SecundzNotis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are your legs tired? because you've been walking in my mind all day.
did you fart?because you BLEW ME AWAY!
what does UNISEX mean?
U & I sex!
gawd, they can't get any cornier .
2007-09-17 21:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by m11y. 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋