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2007-09-17 13:26:59 · 34 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

34 answers

my friends say so..........

2007-09-17 20:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0 0

It really depends on the joke, if it is mine then I am good at telling it but if it is anyone else then no.

2007-09-17 13:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by NONAME 6 · 0 0

Well, you tell me: An elephant was in the jungle trying to chase away a large mosquito that was annoying her. A bird sees this & comes to her aid -- biting the bug in half. She is so grateful that she offers to reward the bird in any way she can. He hesitates, but then asks if she would be willing to have sex w/ him. To this, she agrees. He flies around behind her & starts going to town. Farther up in the trees, a monkey is watching them. Well, he gets excited & begins to franticly masturbate, knocking a coconut off, which falls -- hitting the elephant in the head. When she yells, "Ow", the bird looks from behind her & asks,"Am I hurting you, dear?"

2007-09-17 14:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Love jokes but can never remember them again to tell them.

2007-09-17 20:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by D 7 · 0 0

No. I cannot tell a joke.

2007-09-18 02:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 0 0

Not really. My dad and my brother are the joke tellers of the family.

2007-09-17 14:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Bella Italiana 6 · 0 0

No but people laugh when Im telling the truth. Im told I have a "funny" voice.

2007-09-18 05:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by staymay 7 · 0 0

My problem is that I have a hard time remembering them. that is why i like emailed jokes, I can just forward them without flubbing them up.

2007-09-17 14:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Running Gal 6 · 0 0

I act and sing very very well but jokes nuh

2007-09-21 22:30:00 · answer #9 · answered by MUSIC LOVER BOY 1 · 0 0

did u hear what happened to the peanut at the bar? it was raped and beaten to death by a blunt instrument that the police are saying is the leg of a barstool but they couldnt identify it right away becuz of how bent and bloody it was...no i guess im not good.

2007-09-17 13:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

They say that my ability to tell jokes is uncanny .

2007-09-17 14:07:44 · answer #11 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0 0

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