2007-09-17 13:07:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((bettie!)))
2007-09-17 13:14:50 · update #1
(((Lady M)))
2007-09-17 13:33:29 · update #2
Merciful heavens no! Trees have much better manners than that. In fact, I can state that without a doubt, I have never in my life, heard a tree curse anyone out. They might nave been tempted, but no.
Oh, wait, what was that I heard from my oak tree.....I did what? ...You want me to what? It was an accident, I didn't mean to break that little branch of yours! .... HEY! I will NOT tolerate that kind of language from you young oak tree, or should I say OLD oak tree, look at your leaves! All dusty and ....... YOU GO WASH YOUR LEAVES OFF WITH SOAP!
uh....what was I saying? Oh yes, trees never curse......
Hey Tree, BE QUIET OUT THERE!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE TREE BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
(((((huggies)))))))
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2007-09-17 13:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That tree came forward to sacrifice itself as a martyr for jesus's crucifiction.
2007-09-17 20:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My fig trees don't speak. Do yours talk to you?
2007-09-17 20:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Ned F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I always wondered why He cursed it.
Couldn't He have easily blessed it and called it to produce fruit?
Edit: Voice of Reason... are you referring to Tourettes?
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2007-09-17 20:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Eventually, the trees got their revenge, I spose...
2007-09-17 20:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It "figged him a newton." mmmmm.... Fig Newtons.
2007-09-17 20:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by marshmallow1304 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably...or at least, people. I'm allergic to figs...and I love them...=0(
(((zilla)))
2007-09-17 20:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
it was the first case of Turret's
2007-09-17 21:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
IT PUNCHED HIM...I THINK WE HAVE AN ICON TITLED "THE BEATEN JESUS"
2007-09-17 20:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ψ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no
it died
2007-09-17 20:13:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋