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i humped a virgin mary today. dont ask why i was bored and really hyper does that make me a sinner? lmfaoo imnot godly or anything but its not as tho i dont belive in him i belive in god and stuff i just dont belive in religons telling you how to worship him

but anyway does doing that make me a sinner?

2007-09-17 12:49:36 · 22 answers · asked by Caitlin 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

you do some weird things at your house, yes and i think it does

2007-09-17 12:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by daniel 3 · 0 0

Did someone actually have to tell you that "humping" statues, especially statues of a religious nature, is in very bad taste?
Seriously, is this something you, or maybe someone close to you, is prone to do?
Yeah, I think it does make you a sinner...
You need to get down on your knees and discuss this with God. Nobody here on R&S can actually give you the "Best Answer" to this...or even the "right answer"...only God can help you with this one.

2007-09-17 13:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your a sinner no matter what. Humping a statue only makes you a fool, not any more or less of a sinner. I am pretty sure you can find better things to do though... ever try?

2007-09-17 12:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by jezuzgirl 4 · 3 0

I think as long as you enjoy yourself and no actual physical human being was hurt in your " humping actions" then who cares. Part of religion is forgiveness, isn't that right. So basically no your not a sinner. maybe confused but not a sinner.

2007-09-17 12:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by sbjohnwe 1 · 0 0

I'd say that you're a sinner on the grounds of lying--specifically impersonating someone else and posting false claims about the person you are impersonating. In essence you are bearing false witness, which is explicitly prohibited.

2007-09-17 12:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by Hoosier Daddy 5 · 0 0

If you're not married to the virgin named Mary, then humping her would be a sin. Say 3 hail Marys, do 10 jumping jacks, 20 push ups, and don't do it again.

2007-09-17 12:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by Lost Poet 6 · 0 1

everyone is a sinner no matter what. You are BORN a sinner and DIE a sinner.

So yes, you are a sinner..as well as everyone else in the world.

2007-09-17 12:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by lulu :) 3 · 0 0

That was a sin(especially since you weren't married), but with most sins there comes repentance. If you repent (which also means never doing it again, the I believe that you are not a sinner.

2007-09-17 13:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by little_bude 2 · 0 0

everyone is a sinner. and yes, I would consider this a sin. Just simply go to God with a sincere heart and ask for forgiveness. He WILL be faithful and forgive you.

2007-09-17 12:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I dont think that makes you a sinner. It is a bit gross, you have to agree, but it does not really sin... Fyi maybe find a little better way to use your energy. :) lol.
Niiice.

2007-09-17 12:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by cutiepie9002003 2 · 0 0

Sin is an obsolete concept. You are just an jackass. Religion has little to do with the establishment of morality. Humping a statue of any kind is just acting goofy. It's neither good or bad.

2007-09-17 12:54:02 · answer #11 · answered by nondescript 7 · 3 1

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