2007-09-17 12:41:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Armand!)))
2007-09-17 12:54:58 · update #1
(((Lady M)))
2007-09-17 21:15:48 · update #2
Whale mail of course.
2007-09-17 12:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Verizon Guy called but the whale picked up the call instead. Sorry! lol Poor Jonah!
2016-05-17 08:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they tied it to the tails of homing guppies, which the whale would swallow at feeding time. packages that were too large for the guppies were sent by special dolphin delivery. the ups guy would hold the dolphin’s fin in one hand, the package in the other, and the dolphin would hurl him into the guppie school just at feeding time [this didn’t disrupt classes, as the guppie school always took recess at this time]. they didn’t have scuba gear back then, so the ups guy had to learn to hold his breath. he often got eaten, because the whale didn’t like the stone chips every time jonah had to sign for a package. needless to say, jonah soon gave up shopping on bc-bay. he got tired of hearing the guppies shout ‘the whale sucks and the ups guy gets swallowed!’
2007-09-17 17:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately the Bible does not have this information available. But if Jonah needed the mail while inside of the whale, I am confident that God provided him the way to get to his mail. : )
2007-09-17 12:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Maybe he submitted a holy Hold Mail Request to the post office before his run-in with Willy?
2007-09-17 12:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In those days, everybody that was anybody talked to God. So basically, God would take a message, convey it to Jonah, Jonah would formulate a reply, give it to God, and God would deliver the message. After a few years of this, God got tired of being everybody's little go-fer, and decided to drown the whole lot of them.
2007-09-17 13:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gepetto and Pinocchio brought his mail when they joined him in the whale...(don't ask me about the time thing) it just works ok?
2007-09-17 13:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by keri gee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His mail was returned to sender. He didn't file a change of address.
2007-09-17 12:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your razor sharp repartee has convinced me to forgo my life-time belief system and follow nothing.
2007-09-17 12:49:33 · answer #9 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In a typical fundie response: Gaud did it.
(((ZILLA)))
2007-09-17 12:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋