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2007-09-17 12:30:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(((Fuzzy!!)))

2007-09-17 12:37:14 · update #1

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Heaven doesn't have streets, it has forests! (((Zilla)))

2007-09-17 12:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

yes, and the acorns will be painted flesh color, various tones, and each one will have a little colored in circle at the center so it will look like a street FULL of miniature breasts.

This, of course, is the straight men's and lesbian's heaven.

I'm afraid I am not at liberty at this time to divulge what the streets are pave with in women's and gay men's heaven. Use your vivid imaginations, but I can tell you, it may be a bit tricky to walk on.


((((((((((dinosaur)))))))))))))

2007-09-17 13:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0 0

Revelation 21:21 And the twelve gates have been twelve pearls; each countless gate replaced into of one pearl: and the line of the city replaced into 24-karat gold, because it have been clean glass. John Gill remark And the line of the city replaced into 24-karat gold, because it have been clean glass; denoting the preciousness and delightfulness of the saints' verbal exchange one with yet another; and the purity and cleanness of it, there being no mire and dirt of sin in those streets; and the sincerity and openness of it, each and each walking in his uprightness; which would be seen and commonplace of all, as for sure as something could be beheld in a clean glass. So the Jews say (t) of paradise, that the floor is paved with constructive stones, the lustre of that is in comparison to the easy of burning torches.

2016-10-09 09:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by rollman 4 · 0 0

No, didn't you hear, that is what Robert Tilton has been doing..saving all of those crutches and wheel chairs in the chapel of "healing." Apparently, he plans to melt them down, and pave the roads of heaven. LOL!!
Hmm Sorry weird mood again.

2007-09-17 12:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by FridaY 3 · 1 0

The Bible says it's gold.... unless perhaps you are a squirrel, then maybe they have their own heaven paved with acorns...... hmmmm

2007-09-17 12:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Dulos 4 · 1 0

NO, The streets will be paved with chocolate bricks! >D

2007-09-17 12:38:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only in squirrel heaven.

2007-09-17 12:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 1 0

Nah, gold. It will be cold and hard on your feet

Hell will be paved with rubber from recycled tires like they have at kid's playgrounds.

2007-09-17 12:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 4 · 1 1

No acorns just virgins.

2007-09-17 12:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Acorns aren't yellow...

2007-09-17 12:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Bah... nuts to that!

Hey, wait a minute... didn't I see that in Ice Age 2??

All Hail Scrat!!

2007-09-17 12:34:34 · answer #11 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 1 0

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