One day Cracker Jack brought home a dozen red roses to his wife.
"How lovely, dear," she replied, "what's the occasion?"
"I want to make love to you," he said simply.
"Not tonight, dear, I have a headache."
The next night Jack came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love to her.
"I'm awfully tired," said his wife. "Not tonight."
Every night for a week Jack brought home something, but each time his wife's answer was 'no'. Finally he came home with six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to his wife.
"How adorable, Jack!" she cried. "But what are they for?"
"These are six little pallbearers for your dead pus*y."
2007-09-17 12:30:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am famous at last!!!!! Thanks fidget.Just two things though
My mrs,has never used a headache as an excuse;she has used just about everything else though.lol.
I don't like p u s s i e s......The four legged variety I mean !!!(Thought I better clarify that,just in case you get the wrong idea).LOL.Here's a star for you as well.Excellent joke.
2007-09-18 11:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but nice,poor old Jack.
Have a star.
2007-09-17 19:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your can have a star, if I could give you more it would, It sounds like my ex wife and I am not joking...
2007-09-17 20:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO He forgot the feather duster for the cobwebs LOL
2007-09-17 20:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 19:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo cool and hilarioussssssss lol
this was the cracker lol i loved this joke lol 10/10 for this joke lol
2007-09-17 19:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you tell the best jokes i have heard in a long time...i weep for Jack
2007-09-17 19:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke again Fidgety.!!!
Poor Jack he ain't getting any, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-19 04:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night he gave her a bottle of Aspirins.
She said :
"What's them for?"
He said:
"Your headache"
She said:
"I haven't got a headache"
He said:
"Get your Knickers off then!"
2007-09-17 21:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yey! Fidgety's back in town!
Good one there.
Go girl, where would we be without you?
2007-09-17 20:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋