Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
"Some fortuneteller," scoffed the man, "I'm the father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"
2007-09-17 12:14:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one, i like it, have a star
2007-09-18 04:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by Karen R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That was funny, & I'm only 13! Lol. But I believe the wife is the liar because the fortune teller said "That's what you THINK" instead of saying something like "Now we both know the truth"... because she would not have said think if he already knew that he cheated... And anyways, I'm pretty sure his wife would know how many kids she had (from experience)!
2007-09-17 20:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol iether the man is lying or the wife,thanks for the laugh have a star.
2007-09-17 19:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its an old one but stll deserves a star!
Im in that kinda mood today!
2007-09-18 05:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
stupid crystal ball lol funny
2007-09-17 19:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, but I was expecting more....6.
2007-09-17 19:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by Star 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
coooolllll!
now his wife gotta explain something *hehehe*
2007-09-18 05:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha unfaithful wife
2007-09-17 19:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha-ha i like it
2007-09-17 19:42:02 · answer #9 · answered by lisa w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaa ha ha ha ha that was cute
2007-09-17 19:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋