Brian and his secretary, Fidgetyfingers, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, fidgety reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have no contraceptive!!"
"No problem," Brian replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch! he exclaims, "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me.
2007-09-17
12:13:29
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LMSUIAO Where is the trust these days.? Nobody trusts anybody anymore (That sounds like an opening for a line LOL)
2007-09-17 13:16:35
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answered by Jim Jnr M 6
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Love it though the thought of sharing a diaphragm made my skin crawl lol
2007-09-17 12:17:04
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answered by barneysmommy 6
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Three guys walk into a bar, the fourth guy walks past it, and the fifth ducks under it! Lol
2007-09-17 12:16:57
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answered by Anonymous
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If ya reproduction a shaggy dog tale, make it readable, please: Brian and Sarah are staying in a inn and after a romantic evening wining and eating they pass off to mattress. although, as quickly as they cool down, Brian (no longer extremely waiting for close eye) leans over and whispers softly "good day snuggle boopy doops, your little hubby wubby isn't extremely waiting for nighty-nighty yet." Sarah takes the hint and says "ok, yet I ought to apply the bathing room first."So off she is going yet on her previously she journeys over a splash carpet and lands flat on her face. Brian jumps up and exclaims in a in touch tone, "Oh my useful little honey bunny, is your noseywosey all righty?" No harm is finished, so she jumps into mattress and that they have mad assionate intercourse for 3 hours. Afterwards, Sarah is going off to the bathing room lower back, yet on her way she journeys over the comparable piece of carpet and lower back lands flat on her face on the floor. Brian looks over and grunts, "Clumsy f**king b*tch."
2016-10-20 01:32:41
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answered by ? 4
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lol. For the people that didn't get it a diaphragm is a contraceptive method. Its like a cup that the women put inside her va**** and blocks the sperm from entering the uterus. That way u don't get pregnant. ..
So, why she took it?. Get it now...
2007-09-17 12:22:15
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answered by daniriz♥ 3
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LOL!
A drunk man gets in line behind a lady in her late twenties, she has six items to purchase:
A 1/2 gallon of milk
Tomatoes
Tampons
A head of lettuce
1 dozen eggs
Paper towels
The drunk guy tells the lady, "You... you... must be... single"
The lady, amazed, replies;
"WOW, that's incredible! But, how can you tell by just looking at my selection of items"
The man replies...
"...'cause you're ugly"
2007-09-17 12:15:36
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answered by HEC 3
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Ha ha ha.!!!
He's not the only one having a ball, lol.!!!
Brilliant again Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-09-18 21:51:36
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answered by JAM123 7
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 12:18:00
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answered by cats 7
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Like that one.. Ha
2007-09-17 12:16:50
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm embarrassed a little, but nice joke, um, yea, ... yea...don't know what to say, didn't know you felt that way.
i hope this is just a joke.
2007-09-17 12:22:59
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answered by Brian 4
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