Vegas Mike had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him an addition question. So the uncle asked, "What is three plus four?"
Little Mikey counted it out on his fingers and said, "Seven."
The uncle said, "Listen, kid, you can't count it out on your hands because someday when you are in school a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now, put your hands in your pockets."
So Mikey put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, "What is five plus five?"
The uncle saw movement in the boy's pockets, then Mickey said, "Eleven!"
2007-09-17 11:59:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO Now there you have a perfect example of good maths skills not to mention Pocket Pool, I wonf=der if he chalked the cue. LOL
2007-09-17 13:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he went 10 9 8 7 6 + 5 = 11
2007-09-17 12:21:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 15:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke Fidgety.!!!
10/10 for the Eleven fingers ha ha, grew an extra one hey Mikey, lol.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-09-18 01:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 12:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one have a star
2007-09-17 12:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer's 10, kids are just getting stupider
2007-09-17 12:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he dose have figetyfingers
i hope i spelled that right
any who, nice joke
2007-09-17 12:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-09-17 12:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get it wats it mean
2007-09-17 12:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by luvstobake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋