Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, naked, in the garden, while a nude model danced before them.Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring....
2007-09-17 11:38:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FIDGETY UR BACK!!!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR MORE LAUGHS......
PS awesome joke 10/10 star
2007-09-17 11:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by punjabi4life 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-09-17 11:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Jokes. Especially the Lawyer one. Kudos.
2016-05-17 07:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 11:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Typical monks! Always ringing them damn bells
LOL
2007-09-17 13:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-09-17 14:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo baby. Im sure if you dance. my bell would be gone
2007-09-17 11:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by Vegas Mike 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha a great joke
2007-09-17 11:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo cool and hilarious joke lol
2007-09-17 12:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow funni
2007-09-17 11:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋