Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ***!”
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2007-09-17 10:53:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, okay, you get a star. That was funny. I always like Little Johnny jokes and this one was one of the better ones.
You heard the one where the Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny where Jesus Christ was and he replied at home in the bathroom. The teacher said how could that be. Johnny said he didn't know but every morning his Dad would pound on the bathroom door and yell 'Jesus Christ how long are you going to be in there!'
2007-09-17 11:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good 1!!!
2007-09-17 11:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by ceritom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 12:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Wazowski gives two thumbs uP! *!!
2007-09-17 12:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but definately a goodie
2007-09-17 11:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
older than george washington
2007-09-17 11:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥MeGaN♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one and worth a star.
2007-09-17 11:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by rem552000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm... it was funny when i heard it in 6th grade its still funny but ive heard i tto much
2007-09-17 11:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one before
2007-09-17 10:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Normal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋