A little boy asked his dad why the dog had its legs up in the air when it died. Dad said , well son its legs were up in the air to let God know that it was ready to go to heaven..
Next week the little boy says to his Dad .. Dad .. I was really worried, I saw Mum lying on the bed, her legs were up in the air,, if it wasnt for the milkman holding her down wed have lost her.. lol xx
2007-09-17 10:34:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mum was lying on the bed, legs in the air, screaming, " Christ I'm coming " , and if hadn't been for the milkman holding her down we 'd have lost her !
2007-09-17 12:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 12:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer so a methods. possibly the electrician who is composed of restoration my oven (he stated he'd come between 8.30a.m. and midday) will make me chortle while he supplies me the invoice. and then lower back, possibly no longer. yet i do no longer think of he would be stupid sufficient to tell me that i'm a rigidity to be reckoned with.
2016-10-09 09:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,but needed a little better punch sequence!
2007-09-17 10:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke haven't laughed so much in a while.
2007-09-17 11:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, email me sweety I got loads of those and you won't need a milkman ;)
2007-09-17 10:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg 10/10 love it star for you. kids always stay something
2007-09-17 10:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Made me laugh!
2007-09-17 12:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by ceritom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gold star
2007-09-17 10:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by Normal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that took the cream
thanks lmao
2007-09-17 10:39:25 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋