BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE
BEFORE - You take my breath away.
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating.
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football
BEFORE - Don't stop.
AFTER - Don't start.
BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
BEFORE - $60/doz.
AFTER - $1.50/stem
BEFORE - We agree on everything.
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves.
AFTER - I never said you were fat.
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me.
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still.
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black.
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other.
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end
2007-09-17 09:50:01 · 13 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Passions/rations.
I know that one very well. LOL
2007-09-17 10:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - BIG TIME!!
where did you get all that?
you should write a book (unless you got that from a book lol)
i've been married 7 years, and as much as i love my husband, i couldn't agree more!!
2007-09-17 09:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!
2007-09-17 09:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darling another star
2007-09-17 11:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.. That sounds true. I have never been married so i wouldn't know. Star for you!
2007-09-17 10:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by GiRLY GiRL xO0 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a way, it almost sounds like my parents. No lie.
2007-09-17 10:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by jpmarin5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great! Loved this one...BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
:)
2007-09-17 10:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by Candace C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know what u mean, before marriage they cant wait to get their t.i.ts out, after, you can leave them alone, there for the kids.
2007-09-17 11:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put a smile on my face :) Thank you
2007-09-17 09:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by Well Cultured 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-09-17 12:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋