A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my anaconda gives a phuc."
2007-09-17 09:03:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah...it made me chuckle.
Moral of the story: Don't under estimate a widdle girl.
2007-09-17 09:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by Requesting Rita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That was funny.
When I was in 5th grade we had a pet snake for a class pet, and once a week at lunch none of us would go to lunch or recess, we would watch the snake eat the mouse! Gross I know, but this joke reminded me of that.
2007-09-17 16:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooo . bwahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha
little cute gal gave the cracker to shopkeeper and to me as well lol
definatelyyyyyyy it was hilarious mate heres the star for yah
cheers mate
2007-09-17 16:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 16:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute if you can pull off the little girl voice with a lisp
2007-09-17 16:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY ! 2 points
2007-09-21 16:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny
2007-09-17 16:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny except little girls should not use foul language,
2007-09-17 16:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny....
2007-09-17 16:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a really wierd "joke".
2007-09-17 16:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me, Myself, and I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋