A man goes to hire a hitman. "I want you to kill my wife" he says. "Ok sir" he replies, "when i see her, i will shoot her just below the left tit. "Oh no" says the man, "i want her dead, not bloody knee-capped" !!
2007-09-17 08:19:56 · 29 answers · asked by EDGIE 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one made me laugh ta 4 that
2007-09-17 08:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Tamara D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hitman : " I knew all along I couldn't defeat Manny, but I need to posture like it is going to be a good fight. Otherwise, the promoter will not earn enough to pay us both. And no one will watch pay-per-view. Hehehehe. I am $8million richer, plus possible TV endorsements in Pacquiao's hometown, and income from pay-per-view".
2016-05-17 06:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL - I saw some unfettered knockers just like that in town today. Would it be too much trouble to put em in a hammock?
2007-09-17 08:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by Phil McCracken 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pendulum swing like a pendulum do! Bobbies on bicylces two by two!
2007-09-25 07:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clearly a case of low-hanging boobs. This phenomenon occurs mostly with ladies of advanced years and earlier if they have been abusing their bodies too much.
2007-09-25 05:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That`s a good one.But how long am going to have that image stuck in head?
2007-09-24 08:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by Zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 14:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, reminds me of my ex mother-in-law have a star
2007-09-23 05:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by george d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hee heelarious
2007-09-17 09:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by Big Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL
Here's a star 4 ya hehehe
2007-09-25 03:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by ღKrissyღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋