A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........
2007-09-17 08:14:34 · 34 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus i hope this is'nt a sign of things to come
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2007-09-21 08:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm so glad I don't have PMS anymore! Lovely Birthcontrol shot! Not to mention them new lightbulbs that are supposed to last forever or something. I haven't had to change on in forever! No more lightbulb jokes for me ;) O and good luck with you PMS.. Pamprin is the best haha
2007-09-17 08:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by luvinmykevin 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, women with PMS dont screw
2007-09-17 08:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
poor you, sounds a bit like my house, home from home, may we continue changing light bulbs for many years to come. LOL LOL LOL
2007-09-17 22:40:17 · answer #4 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
Excellent!
2007-09-17 08:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jeez, I'm just going to get out of the house and come back when certain people are asleep.............
every damn month it's the same damn thing, I mean one of these days I should....huh? No, I didn't say anything.......you look nice today......
2007-09-17 08:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by chaba 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
and count to 10 and take a deep breath lol
2007-09-18 01:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by lolalush 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live in that house
2007-09-17 08:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
None --- everyone knows that when it comes to PMS you
can go screw yourself.
2007-09-17 08:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones
2007-09-17 08:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by maddog 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋