Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog
"Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his
license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He
said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He
said I didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 year old." He said I must have
been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for
sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The
Clerk said "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in
the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you
don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television." He
called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married." The
judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had
left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex..."
My case comes up on Friday...
2007-09-17 08:05:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's the funniest joke I ever heard in the whole world, in my whole, wow, lol. It has an old flavor, is that an old joke, its still a good one regardless, thank you for sharing, lol.
2007-09-17 08:15:14 · answer #1 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo No 8 funny bunny cool joke agen lol another 10 points for yah lol
a guy walks in the same night and officer ask waht yah doin well i saw a gal name no 8 lookin for sex and iam strangg lookin for lust . lol (got a cat name lust)
cheers no 8 gal just kiddin lol . u r so good in jokessssss lmaooooooooooooo
2007-09-17 09:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good Ha Ha Ha have a star for making me laugh
2007-09-17 08:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Fallen Angel 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 14:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-09-17 08:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol very clever! :oD
have a star buddy
2007-09-17 09:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Big Tom 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it. ♥
2007-09-17 08:12:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
goofy
2007-09-17 08:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by justme 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haa haa
2007-09-17 08:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!!!
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2007-09-17 08:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Chanandler Bong 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋