3 women were about to be executed. 1 brunette, 1 redhead and 1 blonde. The guards brought the 1st woman forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted:"...Ready....Aim!!! and suddenly, the brunette yelled, 'EARTHQUAKE"!!
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. So they brought the 2nd woman, the redhead and asked, if she had any last requests. She said no, and again, the executioner shouted:...Ready...Aim ...and the redhead yelled: TORNADO!!!!" She also, escaped.
By now, the blonde had it all figured out. They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted again:"..Ready...Aim!! and the blonde yelled:"FIRE!!!"
2007-09-17
07:38:59
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