Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
The three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two.
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Statictics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that a bad time for a guy to get these odds.
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his steps, he's too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
2007-09-17 07:17:55 · 7 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Nancy I can relate to all of those remarks:):) roflol:):)
Thanks once more for making my day with a sweet joke and a smile:):)
Rags37:):)
2007-09-18 06:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so are you trying to say that 31 is old because office mates confide in me all the time
2007-09-17 07:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Im only 21 and already have half those signs! What are you telling me?!
2007-09-17 07:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by luvinmykevin 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep, aging is hard work, but SOMEBODY's gotta do it (Like me. Birthday # 69 coming soon!)
2007-09-17 07:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How right you are. I say, if you're losing your memory just forget it.
2007-09-17 07:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute heehee
2007-09-17 07:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHA, nice!
2007-09-17 07:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋