I just want to see if anyone in this section besides atheists, witches and pagans have a sense of humour. Besides, we know that when your Pastor puts on his yellow rain coat, the kids say "The school bus is here!" Got any laughs to share?
2007-09-17 06:43:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I guess that would be a no then.
2007-09-17 09:16:12 · update #1
glad to see ya friend I needed and uplift!
2007-09-17 06:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by meister 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My pastor and his wife both are very atheletic in build. He teaches moderation in all things, and freely admitted that he had to watch his weight, because his church loves him and his wife so much that they have so many invitations to dine with the people they love. Thank you for asking, though! We get our giggles when he and the rest of the staff plays basketball with our youth group. Basketball is not his gift. They put a whuppin' on him.
2007-09-17 08:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No my Pastor is fairly young and in great shape but there are a few men in our church with the hotdogs.
2007-09-17 06:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by HisPrincess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i worked at a salon/barber shop in high school and the pastor of a local church came in to get his, "hair did". first of all, had to get his ends trimmed, then a relaxer, afterward slicked back with a part on the left side. i was just like wow... i don't know whether to laugh or cry.
2007-09-17 06:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by Benny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually of all the pastors Ive had and off the hand i am thinking of at least 6 only one has been fat
the other 5 have been rather slim actually
2007-09-17 06:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by Lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would like to have the sense of humour..i don't know ...they generally wear black ..long coat..do they also have a black underware?it is so sad..black makes you beleive there is no heaven..only death...do the rabins also used to wear black in the history ?some white ,/yellow, pink clothes..will be nice..didn't isaac made for Jacob a cloth full of colours?and Jacob is higher then these priests ...he saw angels and God..
2007-09-17 06:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I am thinking of wasn't that large. Whenever he pounded on the pulpit,(literally) his fingers did remind me of sausages though.
I never in my life thought that anyone really would pound like that, in real life. I remember seeing the dents in the wood.
He had problems and didn't last long. Unbelievable.
I like the yellow raincoat one.
2007-09-17 06:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by Jed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope, my pastor is short with graying red hair and reminds me of a wiry little leprechaun when he is playing his flute with the praise band. :-) Especially when he decides to wear a green sweater to church...lol.
2007-09-17 08:10:40 · answer #8 · answered by Megs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once ate a hotdog that looked like Jimmy Swaggart.
2007-09-17 06:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Meat Bot 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
no, my pastor is so scrawny he needs to eat a package of hot dogs! When the holy ghost wind comes, he flies away!!!!
2007-09-17 06:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by Kikn4JC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hairy hotdogs?
2007-09-17 06:47:03 · answer #11 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋