A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday
That is unopened and well over the Customs limits, I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?"
The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you"
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare
From your waist to the floor?"
2007-09-17 05:50:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,
To date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
2007-09-17 05:50:51 · update #1
you silly nerd....:P
2007-09-17 05:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
I've heard it before but it's still cute!
No, I don't think it's offensive. Only prudish cat people would be offended.
I posted a religious joke about a Priest too, a a little while ago if you're lookin' for another laugh.
2007-09-17 12:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is very un-fair to make fun of a Preist of any Religion,who as per Religious cutom observes celebacy.
2007-09-17 13:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by ssrvj 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Well, he certainly didn't lie. I find nothing at all offensive about this joke. I think it is rather funny.
2007-09-17 13:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's funny in a way but I would not tell it to some one that would be offended by it.
Atheist.
2007-09-17 12:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's a wee bit offensive... but so true and so cute as well.
I'm a Southern Baptist in the north ;)
2007-09-17 12:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think it's cute.
Anglo-Catholic Priest.
2007-09-17 12:54:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think it was cute. I'm a pagan but I still would have thought it cute when I was Christian.
2007-09-17 14:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh groan. lol. I consider myself Eclectic.
2007-09-17 18:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by BlueManticore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I haven't heard that one before. It's funny. I'm catholic
2007-09-17 12:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by Uncertain Soul 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny and would think so no matter what religion was infered. lol I mean the guy was thinking ya know? lol
Pagan
2007-09-17 12:55:08 · answer #11 · answered by Janet L 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋