One fine spring day,a farmer walks through his orchard to a nearby pond,carrying a bucket of fruit.Once there,he spies 2sexy young woman skinny-dipping.Spotting him,they duck down below the water so that only their heads are visible.
"We're not coming out until you leave!2shouts one of the girls.
Thinking on his feet,the farmer replies:"Oh,I' not here to see you two-just here to feed the pirahanas!"
MARITAL RELATIONS:
Mr Johnson and his secretary are on a 1st class flight.As they're nodding off for the night,the secretary,who has long had a crush on her boss,says in her most seductive voice,"I'm a little cold.Can I get under your blanket?"
Reading her signals clearly,the boss says,"How would you like to be Mrs Johnson for a while?"
"I'd love it!"the secretary,replies,jumping at the chance.
"Great,"Mr Johnson says,"then get your own damn blanket".
2007-09-17
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