...God is asleep...
I mean seriously even He has to sleep once in a while...
What do you think?
O_O
2007-09-17 05:08:56 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please note I haven't given thumbs down to any of you.
2007-09-17 05:22:20 · update #1
Solomon - And I think you need to buy a new sense of humor. It seems yours is broken...
2007-09-17 05:28:37 · update #2
Keep this a secret, but I'm going to climb up on the roof and sneak in through the AC vents.
2007-09-17 05:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 3⤋
Goodness...I laughed my self silly when I saw this. And I am a Christian and I believe in God. I don't know what heaven is, but I like to think it is there. I've seen too much to not wonder and keep an open mind. (12+ years in EMS does that to you..LOL!)
I also believe that God has a sense of humour, and that being Christian does not automatically get you a free pass. I also believe that God doesn't care if you're Christian or not..so long as you try your best to follow the 'rules.' (so to speak). So very many 'other' religions/groups have the same rules right? The 'Golden rule' for example. Check out other sources and you'll see.
Now, Adrian..I have a feeling that even God would have a huge laugh over your 'break in,' and would not turn away one so determined. My God is kind and likes it when we laugh. So tell ya what...I'll even help you, how's that?
Cheers to all who keep a sense of humour. Lord knows we need it. (pun intended! LOL!)
2007-09-17 05:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All right, let us talk logic here!
Isn't it possible that whomever created us (not our parents! ... i am talking about mankind in general; how they reproduce ... etc.) had us with certain properties and senses that by which we cannot realize our creator? I mean can't a creator of anything (say a machinery) does whatever and however and make the rules for his creation? What if "Sleeping" was only a function we were given as beings (creations)?
OK ... Here are a few simple Qs ... Answer each as you move to the next one:
- What's holding the planets so they don't fall on us?
- What put the rules of the universe?(i am not talking about who found out they exist but rather who initiated them) forces, gravity .. etc.
- What's holding the sky not to fall?
- What's holding those birds flying?
- What taught them how to?
- What had them think and figure it out?
- What created them?
So the question is, you have a brain to "think", ways to "sense" but what if your brain got limits as well as your senses, holding you from going behind those limits. can you ever imagine? That's where belief comes and one shall realize that he/she is only a creation and can't help but believe in the mightiness that created every single thing.
Work your brain out just a little ... it's in a coma. :)
2007-09-17 08:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Dark Stalker 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Restrictive thoughts of New Jerusalem.
"Happy are those who wash their robes, that the authority to go to the trees of life may be theirs and that they may gain entrance into the city by its large gates.
Outside are the dogs and those who practice spiritism and the fornicators and the murderers and the idolaters and everyone liking and carrying on a lie." ~ Revelation 22:14-15
"But anything not sacred and anyone that carries on a disgusting thing and a lie will in no way enter into it; only those written in the Lamb's scroll of life will." ~ Revelation 21:27
"And the One seated on the throne said: " Look! I am making all thing new." Also He says: "Write, because these words are trustworthy and true." And He said to me: "They have come to pass! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. To anyone thirsting I will give from the fountain of the water of life free. Anyone conquering will inherit these things, and I shall be his God and he will be my son. But as for the cowards and those without faith and those who are disgusting in their filth and murderers and fornicators and those practicing spiritism and idolaters and all the liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulphur. This means the second death." ~ Revelation 21:5-8
2007-09-17 06:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about causing your own cells divide? Or will your hair to stop growing. or defy gravity by your own sheer will power.
If you have no control in this realm what makes you think you can have any in the spiritual realm wqhere God takes direct control of your soul and wills where He deceides. What makes you think you can move around unfettered in the spiritual realm ... I don't get this ... I don't get this here we are on earth we all our technology and we can't even build a colony on the nearest planet which is like our front pourch in the vastness of the universe and people are actully discussing breaking into heavn ... the greeks had a word for this hubris ... I believe ... what a silly thing to write even fo an athiest -- One who willfully disbieves the truth ...
Will your own birth or add one second to the time that God has allotted you on this planet.
why not ask God to reveal himself to you ... after all he's God ... I did this when i was like you.
2007-09-17 05:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by johnnydepp1118 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if your unsaved, nonbeliever, atheist, and you die here that is not the end. You will see heaven but from across an uncrossable chasm. So joke if you will but that will be no joke but real and eternal. Salvation is free Jesus paid for it when He died on the cross once and for ALL. People say why does God put people in hell? The truth is people put themselves there by they're unbelief. Hell is mentioned more often in the Bible then heaven, a warning perhaps. Jesus said it is His desire that no one perish. Everyone is given a free will to choose in whom or what will be their god its up to you. I accept Jesus as my God and my savior and nothing will change that not even facing death and certainly not most of these silly answers.
2007-09-17 05:28:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think you are not really an atheist considering you believe in Heaven and a God that inhabits it.
LOOOVE the display pic though.
2007-09-17 05:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by Megegie 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I have a great sense of humor, this you know.
but I don't throw caution to the wind about these things, and God never sleeps :-}
2007-09-17 08:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't sleep because he isn't human like us. He doesn't need to sleep. And if you want to get into Heaven just accept Jesus as your Savior and you wont have to try to sneak into Heaven. And it wouldn't work anyways its impossible to sneak into Heaven
2007-09-17 05:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by Hnmgirlygirl 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yep and I'll try and nicely take out some of the Seraphim ( highest angel rank I think ) guards so it makes it easier for us.
2007-09-17 22:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o)
For it is God's will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men.
1 Peter 2:15
2007-09-17 05:24:14 · answer #11 · answered by jojo9 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋